Mathew McConaughey has been sent a year’s supply of deodorants by AXE. The american company AXE sent The actor their new pocket-siezed body spray to last him a year,after he revealed he “never uses deodorants”

A letter from company read

We know that you already have a stunning girl Camila Alves.But in a survey we recently conducted, nearly nice out of ten girls (89 per cent) told us that they would turn down a guy because he smelled bad no matter how inshape or successful he is. We read that you ‘never use deodorants’ and we sure want you to keep Camila around,so we have enclosed a one year supply of new AXE Bullet,the first pocket-sized deodoran body spray for guys

Well what the heck if he never use deodorant let him alone. Agreed its their(AXE company) marketing stunt, and they successfully managed to catch attention enough that my brother is out to get his new AXE Bullet pocket edition. Ironically the funda of life is exactly opposite. Will they ever give such freebies to person,no matter how successful he is,nope.JUst for that they are here to do business

Discussing this matter with my brother,who is just 14yrs old, i asked him what IF i declare that i don’t use deodorants. what will be the effects-sideeffects? The result of group discussion was out in first few seconds itself by his reaction which goes:

erm…didi don’t try that ever, you’ll stink to death,of course our death.

That makes it clear, i won’t be getting any freebies which i yearn for now

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She called me on my phone. I was suprised. Why not? She called me after almost an year. She asked me if i have forgotten her.I was numb not knowing how to react i uttered something i cannot remember now. She wished me, i was happy she remembered my birthday. My joy knew no bounds, which reflected on my expressionless face. People surrounding me were happy. After all i was talking to my childhood friend then bestfriend.
I, as being happy, thanked her asked when is she coming to our hometown. She was silent. I read somethings wrong. Our frequency never betrayed us in past. Soon these was a resonance..i was sad she was never coming back. I wished her luck. She tried to not be oversensitive which she is and burst into cries of which tears rolled from my eyes. She asked me why didn’t i keep contact for so many days. She put some true-false allegations on me. I didn’t say a word. I knew i will get time to clarify myself.
She disconnected,phone then contact,saying it hurts.
I hurriedly tried her number again. The number you’re trying is currenty switched off. I knew she needed time. I gave her. I’m still trying her number. It hurts

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IndiaTwits - The IRC Hangout Place For Indian Twitterers.

If you want to join in #IndiaTwits from your browser itself follow the following steps.

Firefox users :

1) Download & install Firefox, if you wouldn’t have done so.

2) Install ChatZilla extension in firefox.for this go here ; click Install now and restart Firefox to complete installation.

3) Go to Tools>Chatzilla. a new window should open.

4)Select Freenode from Available networks.

5)Now you should get some text appearing on your screen.

6)now type “/join #IndiaTwits”

7)Done.

Opera Users:

1) Download & install opera if you haven’t done so.

2) Enter irc://irc.freenode.net in you address bar, a new wizard will greet you

2) Enter your Name & e-mail address and click next

3) Now enter your nick name(nick name = user id on IRC). you could choose any, but i advise you to choose you twitter handle

4) Nothing to do here, just click on FINISH

5) now you are connect to freenode server, now you need to join #IndiaTwits chatroom

type ‘IndiaTwits’ and select it & click join

6) done!

If you dont want to follow these simple procedures, head on to IndiaTwits to know other ways to login to #IndiaTwits. Use the same site to know more about #IndiaTwits and its history.

Topics discussed so far in my presence

• Privacy issues in social networking sites.

• Being an IRC virgin is not a bad thing

Hoping to discuss more such topics. Preferably use the same handle as you use on twitter.

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Its almost 2 in morning and ask me what i’m doing? scribbling thoughts on my dairy..yes i started maintaining dairy long back. But just after a day or few i caught my brother red handed sneaking through my dairy. And bump! my enthusiasm died after i hit him with my basketball.

Dunno from where but again i have caught with my dairy mania…hell i’m writing as if i’m Enid Blyton….words just seem to flow..i’m no poet to describe best how i feel, but its like i’m on a date with George Clooney. BLISS

My Mind seems to relax as i can share all my secrets now. Yes there are many things which i don’t share with my best friends/supposedly better half. Life is much easy now. Frustation disappears in somewhere,i’m much happy person at home too.

I’ve also managed to be more social now, go for outings,movies,talk to my college friends too…
I would suggest everyone to start keeping a notebook…not laptop you geeks.

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We usually get a chance to talk with new people and wonder which type/category they fall in. This question really haunts guys specially. Why? well i am not a guy yo answer that.

So here is how guys categorize gals.

1. Miranda gals: They are the gals with balance. No over exposure, yet maintain the spice. Guys like these types more. Ask why? cause they like to struggle for everything. Can’t take it when gals simply go for them, not letting them to patoafy them.
2. Pepsi Gals: They always let guys say yeh dil mange more. erm..i hope you get that.
3. Thumbs up Gals: These gals are with perfect figure/physic but not _that_ good looking.Guys want them as Girlfriend but not as wife as these usually have _not_so_good history.

Alright now you have graduated in types of Gals.Now how do gals graduate in guys? Sadly guys dont come in variety so there is no good option for gals and have to satisfy/adjust just with one.

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yes all guys are rascals!! with no strawberries rasberries…

PS:This post if just for fun, no offence on any category.

If you feel offended then please dont throw tomatoes on me, instead you can throw replies.

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Few days back i had posted that i will be shifting to SBI-State Bank of India. I asked mom for my passbook,which she had preserved it for years. Hurray! i got my passbook,applied for ATM card for the same day.Within a week i recieved courier with my ATM card.And must say i was so so sooo happy.

Will be tranfering all amount from ICICI bank to SBI soon. hurray

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Finally after years of using crap dial-up(sify calls it broadband) 64kbps connection,i have shifted to 256kbps plan. Very happy as i can play moreheavy online games now.Have already played Midtown Madness 2 and will be playing Trackmania Nations Forever ,tonight, hopefully.

To let you know of the plan here are the details:

• Monthly pay= RS.1700/-

• Validity=3 months

• Night unlimited  from 10 pm to 8 am.

• Day time limit of 150MB.

Did i miss out anything?Well it $ucks,i know, when people are enjoying speed of 2Mbps, i am yet to taste it.Anyways, i am happy that i am broadband user now.Just within 3 days i have downloaded few games and movies to entertain myself and those being Trackmania Nations Forever game,Tashan,Hot Fuzz,Big Bang theory.

And in my waiting list being

Lost next series,Zombie down the dead and few random songs.

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So in my previous post

i mentioned i would be playing online. so here it is, i played worms last night with omkarnath and his some friend MJ i cant remember his name now, hoping to ask him again tonight if we play again. I am actually looking forward for todays session though. I might even practice for an hour when i return from my class.

If you guys want to catch us in worms IM me on my yahoo id which is unitechy or tweet me. Few of my friends have already promised to join us.

have fun guys.

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Now that my vivas are over i have decided to try my hand in Games..yes you heard it absolutely right.

I have already installed Games like GTA san andreas,NFS Most Wanted Black edition,

Counter Strike Condition Zero.Well i should thanks my brother for these games. Please do not ask whether they are pirated or original cause i dont know. Though i see Counter Strike Condition Zero’s original box, i fail to find originals of others..so kindly make a guess for it.

Also i will be installing few more games like Worms,Portal and Midtown Madness 2 which were

sent to me by my dear friend .I really want to thank him for he sent me few( around 23GB stuff) along with those games.Ah i will be updating on my gaming mania soon.

Meanwhile please let me know which all games you guys/gals play,though i doubt any replies from later ones.

Also if you want to play online,if any of these games can be played i mean buzz me on yahoo

messenger or tweet me.

Oh btw my vivas were awesome.Hope to catch you guys soon bbye for now. Me off for gaming.

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Many of you might be aware that i hardly(read dont) watch tv. And my people and friends get shocked when i say “TV s*cks”. When they ask why,i turn john abrahim and give them these reasons

5] I dont like _saas_bahu_ sagas.

4] I want Plasma TV. Have crap BPL India in my room now.

3] I dont get remote control which is always with my retired Dad these days.

2] I dont have time huh

1]Its a computer er,…. you still watch tv? u n00b .. !

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